About

Hello world!

Something Squishy Toys is a Philadelphia-based (US East Coast, EST time zone), one-woman dildo making company started in early 2020 that is focused on bringing the best possible quality to the other folks that inhabit the world with us (‘us’ being me and my cat). All products are made with body safe materials that are ethically sourced.

Now, according to the how-to-write-an-about-page articles on the internet, I’m supposed to add in ‘funny quips’ and to ‘make a connection with my audience’, but I’m super awkward and I never know what to write for that stuff… so instead I’m just going to post a picture of my cat. Because cats are good and we can all bond over cats. Right?

In all seriousness though – I strive for safety and transparency in my products. For more information about the materials I use to create my toys, check out the following links!

There’s 20+ cat pictures in here… Hopefully this will sate your cat-needs for the hour… 

And in case it wasn’t obvious from the giant gallery of cat pictures – I do live with cats.

For those of you concerned about allergies, here’s some info about how and where I produce my toys, as well as how they’re cleaned before they go out.
  • All toys are poured in a cat-free area (the basement) to avoid ambient cat hair getting embedded in the toy
  • Before I send toys out I will, at a minimum, wash them thoroughly with soap and water (usually a few times).
  • If the toy has ever come into contact with a cat, or another toy that came into contact with a cat, I will boil it before sending it out to be safe.
  • If you have any questions or concerns about allergens (or anything else), feel free to reach out!

I’d also like to thank ReillyBee for helping to design a much cuter version of my original logo! You can check out more of their work on Instagram and Twitter.