You have 3 hours from the time of ordering to reach out via contact form or email to cancel an order. After that the order cannot be canceled.

There is a 10% restocking fee for canceling orders (both pre-made and custom). Once a custom order has been poured, but not shipped, the restocking fee goes up to 20%.

Once an order ships it cannot be canceled.

We reserve the right to cancel and refund any orders we feel may be suspicious, or to ban users from our shop at any time and for any reason.

If I find an item has been RTS, I will reach out and see if you want to…

A) Refund the order (minus the cost of shipping and a 10% restocking fee)

B) Ship the order out again (buyer pays return shipping)

Due to the hand-made nature of these items, some small imperfections may be present in the toys (including seam lines) and no two designs will ever be exactly the same. If the imperfections are ‘extreme’ but won’t impact use or cleanability of the toy, they’ll be ‘flopped’ (listed at a discount with an explanation of the flaws in the toy). If you have questions about a toy (flopped or otherwise) before ordering, please contact SST prior to placing an order with any questions you may have. 

The products from Something Squishy Toys are  novelty items designed for an audience of 18 years or older. Each toy is created from a skin safe, platinum cure silicone that is non-porous, hypoallergenic and safe to boil/dish-wash. Something Squishy Toys is not legally responsible for misuse of our products that results in damage to the toy or those using them. Always ensure toys are clean before and after use and use common sense when using and storing them.

A pre-order is ordering a size and/or design before it’s ready to be produced. Normally I’ll setup pre-orders for designs that have already been tested successfully in at least one size to ensure the project isn’t going to fail randomly.

TLDR: Because sometimes I won’t make a mold for a specific model/size until someone orders it. 

Molds are expensive to make and take up lots of space, so many times if I’m making a new design I’ll make one or two sizes and leave the rest of them as pre-order. This way, I don’t keep unnecessary molds lying around, but the listings are still available if you want a particular size.

My normal policy is I’ll make S-XL toy molds for free as requested, but if you want anything over an XL (looking at you XXXL cactus), it will require an additional mold fee as I wouldn’t normally go that large unless specifically requested. If you can find a group of people who want the same size, or intend to order multiple copies of the toy yourself, I may waive the additional mold fees at my discretion.

Anywhere from 2-6 weeks depending on what stage of mold-making the toy was in when you pre-ordered and how many orders were placed before yours.

Twitter is probably the best bet/where I’m most active with updates. I might update the website occasionally as well. Otherwise I’ll just reach out with pictures once I’ve done the first pour in your order.

You’re also welcome to shoot me an email and I can let you know where the mold is in the production lineup.

If you don’t mind waiting for ALL your items, you can place a single order.

If you want the pre-existing items first, place 2 orders – one for the pre-order and one for the pre-order/custom listings.

I have a literal entire page on color safety, but the abridged version is that all pigments are either…

• Non-toxic : mostly the glow powder which is encapsulated strontium aluminate glow powder
• Skin safe: a few of the fleshy colors of matte pigment have been certified skin safe for use in prosthetics etc
• Cosmetic grade: mostly for micas & dry pigments and certified for use around the eyes & lips for use in makeup

All micas are purchased from companies who use ethical sourcing practices. If I can’t find info about whether someone is sourcing their micas ethically, I won’t purchase from them.
Why is this important? The mica industry is unfortunately rife with bad working conditions and child labor. To combat that, I purchase from companies that are known to source their mica ethically or use synthetic micas which were produced in a lab.

No – plastic glitter isn’t an option on this site, but you can use micas with larger flake sizes that create a similar effect to glitter, are more environmentally friendly and come in lots of different colors of sporkle.

Occasionally I also offer glitter/gold-leaf esque inclusions which are made entirely from silicone.

As glossy as I can get it usually. Hand sculpted designs (vulva, grub head, etc) generally have a more matte appearance.
Glossy toys will take on a more matte appearance the more they’re handled (this is normal).

All toys that require mold release (which is most of them) are washed 2-3x and then either bagged immediately, or photographed and then washed again and bagged.

Some things don’t require mold release and those are just washed and bagged directly.

I do live in a pet-friendly house with 3 cats and assorted aquariums. No pets are allowed in the workshop area, and toys are thoroughly washed and packed in the pet-free zones in the house. If you still have any concerns please feel free to reach out!

The website is a work in progress (for the literal 3rd time) Don’t judge me 😛

The content is finalized, it’s just the styling that’s hideous.

To be honest, I have no idea, but if you’re wondering why the name isn’t ‘something hard’ (and a lot of people have asked why it isn’t), I would like to submit to you this video of tiny jiggly dildos as reasoning.

I decided to run with SST purely because I wanted to use the phrase ‘something squishy this way comes’ in shipping notification emails 😛

The ‘toys’ got tacked on the end because the ‘somethingsquishy’ domain was apparently already taken.

Other names I considered include: The Brown Paper Bag and Prickly Pear (with an opuntia cactus mascot)