–MetricImperial
Total Height86mm3.4in
Usable Height69mm2.7in
A – Head Height73mm2.9in
B – Forehead Diam. (Side)45mm1.8in
B – Cheek Diam. (Front)42mm1.6in
C – Diam. Side42mm1.6in
D – Neck Avg. Diam.24mm.9in
E – Base Length Side90mm3.5in
E – Neck Width Front21mm.8in
B – Forehead Circumference150mm5.9in
D – Neck Circumference80mm3.2in
Features:

Thick bulb for a full feeling and thin neck with narrow base

Anal Safe:

Yes

Stands up in:

Sometimes medium Firmness

Back Story:

Hand sculpted design. No idea where the overall idea came from. I just wanted to see what would happen if I tried to sculpt a face.

–SmallMediumLarge
Total Height87mm / 3.4in120mm / 4.7in145mm / 5.7in
A — Usable Length91mm / 3.6in122mm / 4.8in148mm / 5.8in
B — Avg. Diam.28mm / 1.1in35mm / 1.4in44mm / 1.8in
C — Avg. Diam.38mm / 1.8in50mm / 1.9in60mm / 2.4in
D — Avg. Diam.18mm / .7in25mm / 1in32mm / 1.3in
E — Diam. Side49mm / 1.9in66mm / 2.6in80mm / 3.1in
E — Diam. Front58mm / 2.3in81mm / 3.2in96mm / 3.8mm
F — Length of Stem14mm / .5in17mm / .6in19mm / .7in
G — Height shroom cap66mm / 1.6in91mm / 3.6in108mm / 4.2in
B — Circumf.95mm / 3.7in109mm / 4.3in128mm / 5in
C — Circumf.123mm / 4.8in168mm / 6.6in200mm / 7.9in
D — Circumf.63mm / 2.5in85mm / 3.3in97mm / 3.8in
E — Circumf.67mm / 2.6in230mm / 9in275mm / 10.8in
Features:

Ridged texture and thick bulb with thinner neck

Anal Safe:

Yes

Stands up in:

Most sizes, most firmnesses; sometimes the soft and extra soft will fall over and sometimes they don’t

Back Story:

To be honest, I just thought this would be funny to post in some of the mushroom groups I’m in. This was one of those low-key joke designs that turned out pretty well and is really fun to pour. 

–SmallMediumLargeX-Large
Total Height66mm / 2.6in78mm / 3in90mm / 3.6in111mm / 4.4in
Usable Height52mm / 2in62mm / 2.5in75mm / 3in90mm / 3.5in
A — Head Diam. Front46mm / 1.8in56mm / 2.2in65mm / 2.6in78mm / 3in
A — Head Diam. Side35mm / 1.4in43mm / 1.7in49mm / 1.9in60mm / 2.3in
B — Diam.24mm / .9in27mm / 1.1in34mm / 1.3in40mm / 1.6in
C — Bulb Height46mm / 1.8in54mm / 2.1in64mm / 2.5in75mm / 3in
Base Width57mm / 2.3in69mm / 2.7in80mm / 3.1in110mm / 4.3in
A — Circumf.127mm / 5in152mm / 6in180mm / 7in215mm / 8.5in
B — Circumf.75mm / 3in85mm / 3.3in107mm / 4.2in126mm / 5in
Features:

8 weird little tentacles and (yet another) face.

Anal Safe:

Anal safe

Note that on many firmnesses, the tentacles can be bunched downward, somewhat negating the effect of the base, but it takes a concerted effort to pull them that far

Stands up in:

All sizes, all firmnesses

Back Story:

If I recall, I designed this for a silly ocean themed prompt and just decided to make something as cute as possible and this is the little critter that came from that.

–SmallMediumLarge
Total Length82mm / 3.2in100mm / 4in115mm / 4.5in
A – Usable Length75mm / 3in90mm / 3.5in100in / 4in
B – Avg. Diam.12mm / .5in16mm / .6in18mm / .7in
C – Avg. Diam25mm / 1in30mm / 1.2in35mm / 1.4in
D – Avg. Diam27mm / 1.1in35mm / 1.4in40mm / 1.6in
E – Avg. Diam.15mm / .6in17mm / .7mm20mm / .8mm
F – Base Diam.40mm / 1.6in47mm / 1.8in55mm / 2.2in
Base Height11mm / .4in14mm / .6in16mm / .7in
B – Circumf.43mm / 1.7in55mm / 2.2in60mm / 2.4in
C – Circumf.80mm / 3.2in95mm / 3.7in110mm / 4.3in
D – Circumf.89mm / 3.5in108mm / 4.2in125mm / 4.9in
E – Circumf.47mm / 1.8in53mm / 2.1in62.8mm / 2.5in
F – Circumf.126mm / 5in148mm / 5.8in173mm / 6.8in
Features:

An uncomfortable leer and a relativly generic plug shape, but… with a face?

Anal Safe:

Yes

Stands up in:

Usually medium firmness and firmer will stand on their own; softer than that is a bit hit or miss

Back Story:

This was the literal first toy I ever designed. My shop was originally intended to be like… sex toys that could be bad Christmas gifts. Turns out nobody ever wants these… Can’t imagine why XD So naturally I started adding MORE weird faces onto things in my shop.

–SmallMediumLarge
Total Length82mm / 3.2in99mm / 3.9in115mm / 1.5in
Usable Length68mm / 2.7in87mm / 3.4in96mm / 3.7in
A — Avg. Diam16mm / .6in18mm / .7in20mm / .8in
B — Avg. Diam24mm / .9in29mm / 1.2in34mm / 1.3in
C — Avg. Diam24mm / .9in29mm / 1.2in34mm / 1.3in
D — Avg. Diam25mm / 1in31mm / 1.3in36mm / 1.4in
E — Base Length (Side)37mm / 1.5in45mm / 1.8in52mm / 2in
E — Base Length (Front)60mm / 2.3in72mm / 2.8in83mm / 3.2in
A — Circumf.51mm / 2in58mm / 2.3in72mm / 2.8in
B — Circumf.80mm / 3.1in96mm / 3.8in108mm / 4.3in
C — Circumf.85mm / 3.3in97mm / 3.8in115mm / 4.5in
D — Circumf.80mm / 3,1in96mm / 3.8in108mm / 4.3in
Features:

A narrower base for ease of wearing and no discernable neck.

Anal Safe:

Yes

Stands up in:

All sizes, all firmnesses

Back Story:

This was basically me wanting to expand on ‘The Boss’ as a thematic idea in my shop.

–SmallMediumLargeX-Large
Total Height80mm106mm / 4.17in123mm / 5.3in159mm / 6.3in
A — Usable HeightN/A90mm / 3.5in111mm / 4.4in134mm / 5.3in
B — Avg. Diam.N/A26mm / 1in32mm / 1.3in40mm / 1.6in
C — Avg. Diam.N/A45mm / 1.8mm54mm / 2.1in65mm / 2.6in
D — Diam.N/A37mm / 1.5in44mm / 1.7in55mm / 2.2in
E — Diam.N/A21mm / .8in47mm / 1.8in31mm / 1.2in
F — Diam.N/A28mm / 1.1in25mm / 1in42mm / 1.7in
G — Diam.N/A59mm / 2.3in35mm / 1.4in89mm / 1.5in
B — CircumferenceN/A82mm / 3.2in100mm / 4in126mm / 4.9in
C — CircumferenceN/A141mm / 5.6in179mm / 7in201mm / 8in
D — CircumferenceN/A116mm / 4.5in148mm / 5.8in173mm / 6.8in
E — CircumferenceN/A66mm / 2.6in75mm / 2.97in97mm / 3.8in
F — CircumferenceN/A88mm / 3.5in110mm / 4.3in132mm / 5.19in
G — CircumferenceN/A185mm / 7.3in242mm / 9.5in280mm / 11in
Features:

A piece of fruit on a fancy pedestal

Anal Safe:

Yes

Stands up in:

All sizes, all firmnesses (as far as I can tell – I don’t pour lot of these)

Back Story:

This is literally just a pun on ‘what a pair’. There’s no other reason this exists.