–	Metric	Imperial
Total Height	85mm	3.3in
A — Avg. Diam.	30mm	1.3in
B — Avg. Diam	50mm	1.9in
C — Avg. Diam.	47mm	1.8in
D — Avg. Diam.	25mm	1in
A — Circumference	87mm	3.4in
B — Circumference	150mm	5.9in
C — Circumference	146mm	5.75in
D — Circumference	75mm	3in

Features:

• More traditional stress ball type shape with fun little fidget tubes coming off it.
• Theoretically could also be used as an egg (but wasn’t designed specifically for that purpose)

Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

Depends a lot on the pour and how the base gets trimmed.

Back Story:

I had this model sitting around for years (It was originally a 3d printable planter) and I was like ‘yo this would make a cool squishy’.

–	Small	Medium	Large	X-Large
Total Height	53mm / 2.1in	64mm / 2.5in	80mm / 3.2in	97mm / 3.8in
A — Diam. Side	45mm / 1.8in	54mm / 2.1in	68mm / 2.7in	81mm / 3.2in
A — Diam. Front	34mm / 1.3in	44mm / 1.7in	53mm / 2.1in	65mm / 2.6in
B — Avg. Diam	23mm / .9in	26mm / 1in	34mm / 1.3in	45mm / 1.8in
A — Circumf.	N/A	160mm / 6.3in	N/A	N/A
B — Circumf.	N/A	95mm / 3.7in	N/A	N/A

Features:

A relatively generic egg shape

Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

All sizes, all firmnesses (unless the base is trimmed weird)

Back Story:

I genuinely don’t remember how or why I came up with this idea… But the macaron egg exists now… 

Also fun fact: macaron is different than a macaroon. I just thought I was forgetting how to spell the same thing. 

–	Small	Medium	Large
Total Height	42mm / 1.7in	56mm / 2.2in	68mm / 2.7in
A – Avg. Diam.	17mm / .7in	26mm / 1in	30mm / 1.2in
B – Avg. Diam.	33mm / 1.3in	44mm / 1.7in	53mm / 1.7in
C – Avg. Diam.	17mm / .7in	26mm / 1in	30mm / 1.2in
A – Circumf.	54mm / 2.1in	82mm / 3.2in	94mm / 3.7in
B – Circumf.	104mm / 4.1in	138mm / 5.4in	166mm / 6.6in
C – Circumf.	54mm / 2.1in	82mm / 3.2in	94mm / 3.7in

Features:

A delightful little stem that’s fun to boop.

Design is seamed

Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

All sizes, all firmnesses (unless the base is trimmed weird)

Back Story:

I just chopped the base off the ‘what a pear’ because nobody ever wants that design, but I really like pouring the pear. I’m a person of simple and oft food-themed interest.

–	Small	Medium	Large
Total Length	135mm / 5.3in	170mm / 6.7in	205mm / 8in
A — Height Bulb	58mm / 2.3in	74mm / 2.9in	88mm / 3.5in
B — Bulb Max Diam.	39mm / 1.5in	50mm / 4.7in	59mm / 2.3in
B — Circumference	148mm / 5.8in	120mm / 4.7in	89mm / 3.5in

Features:

• Smooth bulb and little ‘cord’
• Can be used as a squishy or an egg (with caution on the egg)
• This design is also seamed with a seam running along the entire tail and on some of the bulb and there will be a rough spru mark at the end of each tail from where the pour spout was trimmed off

Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

None of the sizes

Back Story:

I made and printed 100s of tiny sperm for a guy to encase in ‘loaded dice’ once and I figured ‘why not turn these into a squishy with some mods’. So I did.

(Also you can use the code ‘POTIONS20’ for 10% off anything in the guy’s shop. I also designed some potion bottle dice for him that came out pretty neat)