MetricImperial
Total Height85mm3.3in
A — Avg. Diam.30mm1.3in
B — Avg. Diam50mm1.9in
C — Avg. Diam.47mm1.8in
D — Avg. Diam.25mm1in
A — Circumference87mm3.4in
B — Circumference150mm5.9in
C — Circumference146mm5.75in
D — Circumference75mm3in
Features:
  • More traditional stress ball type shape with fun little fidget tubes coming off it.
  • Theoretically could also be used as an egg (but wasn’t designed specifically for that purpose)
Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

Depends a lot on the pour and how the base gets trimmed.

Back Story:

I had this model sitting around for years (It was originally a 3d printable planter) and I was like ‘yo this would make a cool squishy’.

SmallMediumLargeX-Large
Total Height53mm / 2.1in64mm / 2.5in80mm / 3.2in97mm / 3.8in
A — Diam. Side45mm / 1.8in54mm / 2.1in68mm / 2.7in81mm / 3.2in
A — Diam. Front34mm / 1.3in44mm / 1.7in53mm / 2.1in65mm / 2.6in
B — Avg. Diam23mm / .9in26mm / 1in34mm / 1.3in45mm / 1.8in
A — Circumf.N/A160mm / 6.3inN/AN/A
B — Circumf.N/A95mm / 3.7inN/AN/A
Features:

A relatively generic egg shape

Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

All sizes, all firmnesses (unless the base is trimmed weird)

Back Story:

I genuinely don’t remember how or why I came up with this idea… But the macaron egg exists now… 

Also fun fact: macaron is different than a macaroon. I just thought I was forgetting how to spell the same thing. 

SmallMediumLarge
Total Height42mm / 1.7in56mm / 2.2in68mm / 2.7in
A – Avg. Diam.17mm / .7in26mm / 1in30mm / 1.2in
B – Avg. Diam.33mm / 1.3in44mm / 1.7in53mm / 1.7in
C – Avg. Diam.17mm / .7in26mm / 1in30mm / 1.2in
A – Circumf.54mm / 2.1in82mm / 3.2in94mm / 3.7in
B – Circumf.104mm / 4.1in138mm / 5.4in166mm / 6.6in
C – Circumf.54mm / 2.1in82mm / 3.2in94mm / 3.7in
Features:

A delightful little stem that’s fun to boop.

Design is seamed

Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

All sizes, all firmnesses (unless the base is trimmed weird)

Back Story:

I just chopped the base off the ‘what a pear’ because nobody ever wants that design, but I really like pouring the pear. I’m a person of simple and oft food-themed interest.

SmallMediumLarge
Total Length135mm / 5.3in170mm / 6.7in205mm / 8in
A — Height Bulb58mm / 2.3in74mm / 2.9in88mm / 3.5in
B — Bulb Max Diam.39mm / 1.5in50mm / 4.7in59mm / 2.3in
B — Circumference148mm / 5.8in120mm / 4.7in89mm / 3.5in
Features:
  • Smooth bulb and little ‘cord’
  • Can be used as a squishy or an egg (with caution on the egg)
  • This design is also seamed with a seam running along the entire tail and on some of the bulb and there will be a rough spru mark at the end of each tail from where the pour spout was trimmed off
Anal Safe:

No

Stands up in:

None of the sizes

Back Story:

I made and printed 100s of tiny sperm for a guy to encase in ‘loaded dice’ once and I figured ‘why not turn these into a squishy with some mods’. So I did.

(Also you can use the code ‘POTIONS20’ for 10% off anything in the guy’s shop. I also designed some potion bottle dice for him that came out pretty neat)