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Heart

β | Metric | Imperial |
---|---|---|
Total Height | 85mm | 3.3in |
A β Avg. Diam. | 30mm | 1.3in |
B β Avg. Diam | 50mm | 1.9in |
C β Avg. Diam. | 47mm | 1.8in |
D β Avg. Diam. | 25mm | 1in |
A β Circumference | 87mm | 3.4in |
B β Circumference | 150mm | 5.9in |
C β Circumference | 146mm | 5.75in |
D β Circumference | 75mm | 3in |
Features:
- More traditional stress ball type shape with fun little fidget tubes coming off it.
- Theoretically could also be used as an egg (but wasn’t designed specifically for that purpose)
Anal Safe:
No
Stands up in:
Depends a lot on the pour and how the base gets trimmed.
Back Story:
I had this model sitting around for years (It was originally a 3d printable planter) and I was like ‘yo this would make a cool squishy’.

Macaron

β | Small | Medium | Large | X-Large |
---|---|---|---|---|
Total Height | 53mm / 2.1in | 64mm / 2.5in | 80mm / 3.2in | 97mm / 3.8in |
A β Diam. Side | 45mm / 1.8in | 54mm / 2.1in | 68mm / 2.7in | 81mm / 3.2in |
A β Diam. Front | 34mm / 1.3in | 44mm / 1.7in | 53mm / 2.1in | 65mm / 2.6in |
B β Avg. Diam | 23mm / .9in | 26mm / 1in | 34mm / 1.3in | 45mm / 1.8in |
A β Circumf. | N/A | 160mm / 6.3in | N/A | N/A |
B β Circumf. | N/A | 95mm / 3.7in | N/A | N/A |
Features:
A relatively generic egg shape
Anal Safe:
No
Stands up in:
All sizes, all firmnesses (unless the base is trimmed weird)
Back Story:
I genuinely donβt remember how or why I came up with this ideaβ¦ But the macaron egg exists nowβ¦
Also fun fact: macaron is different than a macaroon. I just thought I was forgetting how to spell the same thing.

Pear

β | Small | Medium | Large |
---|---|---|---|
Total Height | 42mm / 1.7in | 56mm / 2.2in | 68mm / 2.7in |
A β Avg. Diam. | 17mm / .7in | 26mm / 1in | 30mm / 1.2in |
B β Avg. Diam. | 33mm / 1.3in | 44mm / 1.7in | 53mm / 1.7in |
C β Avg. Diam. | 17mm / .7in | 26mm / 1in | 30mm / 1.2in |
A β Circumf. | 54mm / 2.1in | 82mm / 3.2in | 94mm / 3.7in |
B β Circumf. | 104mm / 4.1in | 138mm / 5.4in | 166mm / 6.6in |
C β Circumf. | 54mm / 2.1in | 82mm / 3.2in | 94mm / 3.7in |
Features:
A delightful little stem that’s fun to boop.
Design is seamed
Anal Safe:
No
Stands up in:
All sizes, all firmnesses (unless the base is trimmed weird)
Back Story:
I just chopped the base off the ‘what a pear’ because nobody ever wants that design, but I really like pouring the pear. I’m a person of simple and oft food-themed interest.

Sperm

β | Small | Medium | Large |
---|---|---|---|
Total Length | 135mm / 5.3in | 170mm / 6.7in | 205mm / 8in |
A β Height Bulb | 58mm / 2.3in | 74mm / 2.9in | 88mm / 3.5in |
B β Bulb Max Diam. | 39mm / 1.5in | 50mm / 4.7in | 59mm / 2.3in |
B β Circumference | 148mm / 5.8in | 120mm / 4.7in | 89mm / 3.5in |
Features:
- Smooth bulb and little ‘cord’
- Can be used as a squishy or an egg (with caution on the egg)
- This design is also seamed with a seam running along the entire tail and on some of the bulb and there will be a rough spru mark at the end of each tail from where the pour spout was trimmed off
Anal Safe:
No
Stands up in:
None of the sizes
Back Story:
I made and printed 100s of tiny sperm for a guy to encase in ‘loaded dice’ once and I figured ‘why not turn these into a squishy with some mods’. So I did.
(Also you can use the code ‘POTIONS20’ for 10% off anything in the guy’s shop. I also designed some potion bottle dice for him that came out pretty neat)