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Lots of heavy ridges and texturing for internal stimulation
Yes
All sizes, all firmnesses
This was one of those odd things I just sat down to start sculpting with no real plan or goal and a while later came out with this.
I was kind of looking at it going ‘this line looks a bit like a big fluffy shawl kind of deal’ so I ran with the design and added a weird abstract goat design with luxurious faux-fur trim around the front opening and a pleated area on the back.
It’s also the third dildo I ever designed.
Yes
All sizes, all firmnesses (sometimes it leans a bit though)
The first dildo I ever designed (apart from the horrific monstera design I tried to make out of poylmer clay, then destroyed, then recreated digitally and thought it looked terrible so never listed).
I kind of sat down with the intention of making something sci-fi with glands on it. The head also reminded me of the patterning on a puffin, hence the goofy name.
By the end of the sculpt, this turned into ‘what if a puffin morphed with a dragon which morphed with sci-fi glands’.
It’s also fun to boop its little head around.
Build in handle for easy gripping
With caution. There is a 90* lip between the ice cream and the cone, but it could be bypassed with additional force or twisting.
It doesn’t stand at all (it also wasn’t really designed to)
There’s not really much backstory with this one, I just thought it would be funny to make. The bright side is that now I know ‘ice cream’ is two words instead of one?
No
It’s designed to lay flat
Food designs are funny and I thought a depth toy would be cool to make?
Also this thing…. It’s cursed for molding… There was actually a 3rd version with a flared base and a taper, but it floated up in the mold so I couldn’t use it and I just low-key never remade the mold. I’ve also gone through about 4 masters and 5 molds for the long version of the worm. Fun to pour, fun to swing around, very un-fun to mold. Totally worth it though 😛
Oh, and did I mention they can be adapted to make creepy long tapeworms?? Because that’s also a thing.
The ability to stare of you grumpily!
With caution. There is a large portion of flared base, but it could theoretically be bent for insertion (especially on softer silicone)
All sizes, all firmnesses
There was an informal contest for makers and this was my submission for it. The theme was ‘transformation’ and I figured a lot of people would do butterflies and stuff so I tried to go a bit more abstract… With a very literal chameleon head??
Not recommended for anal use.
All sizes, all firmnesses
This was another weird thing born of a low-key competition of makers. The theme was ‘Ocean’ if I recall correctly and I figured if I was going to go ocean, why not make it weird and just make a lobster?
It’s actually a pretty literal design until you get to the base/face area.
With extreme caution. The base is flared, but it’s a very gentle flare.
All sizes, all firmnesses
The 4th dildo I ever designed. I was trying to do a nicer version of the monstera design, decided it looked terrible then low-key just started doodling.
Oddly enough this took me longer to design than some of the higher-detail designs, but it’s one of my favorite things to pour.
Yes
Medium firmness and firmer: all sizes.
Soft: floppy but stands on medium size, stands on small, base stays rooted but top flops over aggressively on large
This is one of the few designs where I sort of had a plan and that plan devolved really quickly into something else I liked. When I sat down to make this I thought I was trying to go in a more lobster direction (btw, did you see the actual lobster dongs on the site??) but I found some cool pictures of grass hoppers and rhinoceros beetles so it more or less turned into some kind of weird insect creature thingy.
The name came because it was insect inspired and I thought the design looked kind of regal. A lot of colony insects have some kind of queen they protect so I figured ‘insect queen’ would work as a name.
Yes
All sizes, all firmnesses
I forget exactly why I made this, but I think I was just looking for a quick afternoon design to do and something I could make a small squishy of to carry around in my pocket that wasn’t overtly a tiny dildo?
The face was an experiment in alternative style faces than I usually do though, and that was fun.
Note: I haven’t decided how I want to scale these, so currently only the small is available. Input/preferences for other sizes are welcome.
Yes
All sizes, all firmnesses
I like literal designs and I like hardware. What can I say?
I was also curious if my trick for modeling interlocking threading actually worked functionally so I kind of made this design just to test that.
And since this design isn’t overtly a dildo, I printed about 100 tiny ones and added them into some dice for fun.
With caution: the base can be inserted with some pressure if you’re trying, particularly in softer silicone
All sizes, all firmnesses
I did a custom commission for The Pencil Project and thought it would be funny to make an actual pencil toy even though they ordered a chameleon.
It also seemed like a good design to practice pours with lots of colors on.